Learn Chinese in Five Minutes

by RandomlyFunny on May 11, 2011

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Makes No Sense

by RandomlyFunny on May 2, 2011

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Senior Cellphone Hits the Market, Finally

by RandomlyFunny on May 2, 2011

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A Flies’ Life in Pictures

by RandomlyFunny on January 9, 2011



How Eight Fights Started

by RandomlyFunny on July 31, 2010

How Fights Start……

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery
plot as a Christmas gift..

The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used
the gift I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started…..

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we
were in bed. I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’

‘No,’ she answered.

I then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying ‘Yes.’

So I said, ‘Then I’d like to phone a friend.’

And that’s when the fight started…

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took
my order first….

‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’

He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’

‘Nah, she can order for herself.’

And that’s when the fight started…..

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the

She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started…

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in
about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started..

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion,
and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he
sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, ‘Do you know him?’

‘Yes,’ she sighed, ‘ He’s my old boyfriend…

I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those
many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My God!’ I said, ‘who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?’

And then the fight started…

I rear-ended a car this morning.. So, there we were alongside the
road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little
things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it… he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,


So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are

And then the fight started….



When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first,
the truck, the car, playing golf,

Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I
arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her
a toothbrush. I said, ‘When you finish cutting the grass, you
might as well sweep the driveway.’

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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31 Reasons You Don’t Want a Dog

by RandomlyFunny on June 11, 2010

This video of crazy dog antics will make you laugh out loud.

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